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Jacob Handley
The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck
Kris Wilson
The Youngling
Gabriella Shulman
Society President / The Alpha
Keira Pratt-Boyden
The Lecturer
Dionysus Wayne
The Flirting Girl
Bruce Donald
The Post Grad Student
Ben Segneri
Jimmy the Student
Ell Davis
The Judgy Flatmate
Aaron Byrne
The Apolitical Pamphleteer
William Simmons
The Alpha Lad
Joshua-James Caldicott
The Vomiting Guy
Aaryan Vinod
Lad
Sophia Schofield
Dancer
Izzy Lloyd
Dancer
Mariano Aymerich
Dancer
Henry Allen-Taylor
Lad
المخرج
Alexandra Brumwell
الكتّاب
Alexandra Brumwell
المونتاج
Victor Jigman
