Crooks Anonymous

Leslie Phillips

Fred "Captain 'Dandy' Forsdyke" Cox

Stanley Baxter

Brother R.S. Widdowes

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Senior Brother Laurence Montague

Julie Christie

Babette La Vern

James Robertson Justice

Sir Harvey Russellrod

Michael Medwin

Brother Ronnie Bassett

Pauline Jameson

Sister Prunella

Robertson Hare

Grimsdale

Raymond Huntley

Mr. Wagstaffe

Norman Rossington

Bert

Harry Fowler

Woods

Charles Lloyd Pack

Fletcher

Harold Goodwin

George

Harry Locke

Fred

Colin Gordon

Drunk

Jeremy Lloyd

Peekaboo Club M.C.