Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

William Hellfire

Derwin

Joey Smack

Derick

Erin Brown

Bible Girl

Lilly Tiger

Play Girl

Chris Perez

Car Kid

Henry Krinkle

Retard

Mikey Ovum

Spam Jock

Ryan Trimmer

Benchpress

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Afro-American

Marie Mazur

Song Girl

Mike Ronor

Goth Boy

Liz Bathory

Goth Girl

Michael Lema

No Info Boy

Jacqueline D'angelo

911 Dispatcher

Michelle Chard

911 Girl

Beef Hunkster

Teacher